Last weekend we stayed at my family's cabin.
There are a few things you should keep in mind when visiting the cabin:
1. Everything should be looked at through, and only through, binoculars.
2. In order to adhere to rule #1, the binoculars should be with you at all times.
3. You can try your best at the horseshoe/ski ball game outside but Sam will still win.
4. Do you still have the binoculars? Good.
Staying at the cabin is probably the best way to spend the weekend known to mankind.