So I can have a baby shower like this:
Ok, let's cut to the chase.
We played "Pin the Sperm on the Egg" and smelled melted candy bars in diapers.
And see that little spermy smack dab in the middle of the egg?
Yeah. That's mine.
I guess when you've been trying for a little cryings, you get reeeeaally good at that game.
(Cheating also helps.)
On second thought, maybe I'm not very good at pinning the sperm on the egg.
Otherwise, I'd be pregnant.
I'm open to your thoughts on ways to cheat in the REAL game of "Pin the Sperm on the Egg."
This last picture is of the infamous Nora.
You can read more about Nora's undying love for Chas here.
She cracks us up big time.
Cracks?...Like an egg?...